Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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