i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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