It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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