found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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