Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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