Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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