But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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