Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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