Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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