ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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