She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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