If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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