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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm having to shit out rocks
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