Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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