with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
