Me too!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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