You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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