Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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