she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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