From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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