Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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