I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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