Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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