he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
