Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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