I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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