I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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