that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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