Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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