I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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