had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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