So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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