At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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