I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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