And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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