You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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