I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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