i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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