Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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