That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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