Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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