There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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