Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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