He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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