Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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