So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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