whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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