You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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