But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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