How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
there is glitter all over my balls
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