dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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